Buzzfeed’s 27 Reasons Darla Is the Best Vampire if the Buffyverse

Do you agree with Buzzfeed’s nomination of Darla as the best vampire? Here are their reasons! You decide!

1. She was the first vampire EVER to appear on Buffy. Infinite cool points.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

2. She took a cutesy name and she OWNED it.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

3. She uses that baby voice to lure you in. Once you realize what she really is, it’s too late.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

4. She’s all about female empowerment.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

5. She’s there for her friends, even when they’re being crazy.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

6. Her sexuality is fluid, to say the least.

Her sexuality is fluid, to say the least.

7. She’s romantic when it counts.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

8. Because she knows exactly what she wants.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

9. Careful: she’s not afraid to talk shit about your ex.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

10. And she will not tolerate your shitty customer service.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

11. Just don’t try to pull shit with her, OK?

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

12. Remember that she basically led this group of badass vamps. They could all kill you, but she could kill you the most.

Remember that she basically led this group of badass vamps. They could all kill you, but she could kill you the most.

13. So no, she doesn’t need your pity laughter.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

14. And she will mock your aim.

And she will mock your aim.

15. Hers is, you know, perfect.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

16. When the time comes, she knows how to make a hot exit.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

17. Plus, she’s ALWAYS hot. I mean, she made the 18th century look good.

Plus, she's ALWAYS hot. I mean, she made the 18th century look good.

18. She’s mastered windblown hair.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

19. She pulled off this dumb Catholic schoolgirl outfit.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

20. She gives vampire face-bumps sex appeal.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

21. She even looked hot when she was dying of syphilis.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

22. Suffice it to say, she does NOT look her age.

Suffice it to say, she does NOT look her age.

23. But after centuries of living, she’s surprisingly soulful.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

24. In the end, she got a kickass death scene.

In the end, she got a kickass death scene.

25. Like, check this out. She was dying of syphilis, sired by the Master, staked by Angel, resurrected by Wolfram and Hart, turned again by Drusilla, and impregnated by Angel. Then she staked herself to save her son.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

26. And she did it all with perfect hair.

And she did it all with perfect hair.

27. I mean really, really consistently flawless hair.

I mean really, really consistently flawless hair.

Jealous? You should be.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

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